The problem is not that you suck at time management
If your time crunch comes from something being wrong with YOU, how come everyone else is having the exact same problem?
Read MoreIf your time crunch comes from something being wrong with YOU, how come everyone else is having the exact same problem?
Read MoreAssignment: Write Solstice reflection. Result: NOT SOLSTICE REFLECTION.
Read MoreWarning: You will need to have some wisdom ready.
Other warning: That part is harder than you would think.
Odds are, you are Christmas-ing exactly right.
Read MoreSpecifically, blood and guts and screaming. There should be blood and guts and screaming.
Read MoreEric: And the other elective I will take next year is food safety. I will get a certificate!
Me: No. I forbid it.
Eric. What—why?
Me: You and I both know that if you get a food safety certificate, you will follow me around the kitchen offering helpful tips and I do NOT WANT HELPFUL TIPS.
Read More“Why didn’t she leave, if it was hurting her?” A guy friend asks me.
I forget which of the many news stories of harassment we were discussing, but it involved some all-powerful guy and some way-less-powerful woman. There was no force involved, there was nobody blocking the path to the exit.
Read MoreInterestingly, the fact that I don't believe in God was not a problem. It was an entirely different kind of loss of faith.
Read MoreAnthony (then 7): I’m writing about how we got bed bugs.
Me: What? Why?
Anthony: It’s asking how we spent the summer. So I’m writing about fighting bed bugs. Because that’s how we spent the summer.
Read MoreYou're welcome, internet.
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